No need to apologize, I didn't see it that way at all.  Others won't add anything substantial to debunk the theory.  Still hoping though, I love controversy!  As long as it's given in a reasoned argument, I've studied too much Kant and Hegel to settle for less.

"Schiller sprach zu Goethe, Steck in dem Arsch die Flöte! Goethe sagte zu Schiller, Mein Arsch ist kein Triller!"