That was brilliant, Sven :D. (May I send you a flyer for Rude Yoga for your evaluation? Maybe it could be called Survival yoga... anything but doughnuts, right? LOL) In spite of being a yoga teacher, I don't hug trees and I do have a sarcastic streak, as is obvious here (not the most PC diary I have written, I guess). But I only reveal it to those that can handle it, you see. I spare my students my sarcasm as I already make them suffer enough forcing them to do splits in the air. Expiration in some cases becomes a real possibility.

"If you cannot say what you have to say in twenty minutes, you should go away and write a book about it." Lord Brabazon