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To bring us full circle to the top of the thread, how about farming franchises?
In exchange for your investment and part of profits, you get help buying land, training, and a silly paper hat.
(Other people than I that don't just come here for the jokes could probably expand on that idea. More likely they will point us to a website that shows it's already being done, and done better.)

(If farmers could have actual holidays, I think it could be a lot more popular. But no, those spoiled cows want to be milked, like every day.)

(Here's another one: you invest in your local farm, in exchange for 5% off produce. Farmers get capital, and a guaranteed market. And you could help out plant the emus or whatever.)

by Number 6 on Mon Jul 16th, 2007 at 10:51:41 AM EST
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... you invest in your local farm, in exchange for 5% off produce. Farmers get capital, and a guaranteed market.

There is already a small movement among the alternative ag people doing exactly this.  The idea is to give the farmer a larger percentage of the consumer price while the consumer gets a 10-15% break.  And it works if the farm is close enough to a large enough population so the numbers all work out.  

The sad fact seems to be the vast majority of consumers are perfectly happy eating rubbery vegetables and fatty meats.

She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist. -- Jean-Paul Sartre

by ATinNM on Mon Jul 16th, 2007 at 11:40:55 AM EST
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Now I wouldn't do exactly what these guys are doing up here in Scotland

Cow Shares

but they're on the right lines...

"The future is already here -- it's just not very evenly distributed" William Gibson

by ChrisCook (cojockathotmaildotcom) on Mon Jul 16th, 2007 at 12:01:00 PM EST
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This is neat [emphasis added]:

The idea originated in the celebrated case of Deli Dollars in Great Barrington, Massachusetts. When a local delicatessen owner was refused a bank loan to finance an extension, he turned to his clientele. He issued "deli dollars" - refundable over the course of the following year - to the value of $5,000. In this way, his customers pre-financed the extension. In return, he was guaranteed $5,000 worth of custom and his delicatessen grew even more in the affection and esteem of its local community. What is more, the deli dollars started doing the rounds as an alternative currency, even turning up in the collection plate of a local cleric who was known to have a taste for the deli's pizzas.

I really like the idea of asset-backed currencies.  

She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist. -- Jean-Paul Sartre

by ATinNM on Tue Jul 17th, 2007 at 12:37:02 AM EST
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Now that's neat!

I'd prefer interest paid in cheese if that's OK.

by Number 6 on Tue Jul 17th, 2007 at 08:20:21 AM EST
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The sad fact seems to be the vast majority of consumers are perfectly happy eating rubbery vegetables and fatty meats.

"People are stupider than anybody."
-Tom Lehrer, Interview in The Onion AV Club.

by Number 6 on Tue Jul 17th, 2007 at 08:17:47 AM EST
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