I don't know which statement is the best, but if I was running for president, here's the statement I would give, in terms the Cheerleader-in-Chief can comprehend:
"Give me an I! Give me an M! Give me a P! Give me an E! Give me an A! Give me a C! Give me an H! What do you get? IMPEACH!"

Then again, there's a few constitutional hurdles preventing me from running for president of the USA. Like being under the age of 35. Or not having been born in the US. Or not currently living in the US. Or not having ever been a American citizen. But other than that, I'm good to go.

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde