... I multi-task on my bike ... I listen to Australian news and science fiction short story podcasts while riding.

But ... I don't call those gadgets to allow people to use the mobile in the car "hands free mobiles" ... I call them "brain free driving".

At least if the cyclist is doing it, they are mostly risking their own neck.

I've been accused of being a Marxist, yet while Harpo's my favourite, it's Groucho I'm always quoting. Odd, that.