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Be happy, dear hearts, and allow yourselves a few more weeks of quiet exultation. It isn't gloating, it's satisfaction at a job well done. He was a superb candidate, serious, professorial but with a flashing grin and a buoyancy that comes from working out in the gym every morning. He spoke in a genuine voice, not senatorial at all. He relished campaigning. He accepted adulation gracefully. He brandished his sword against his opponents without mocking or belittling them. He was elegant, unaffected, utterly American, and now (Wow) suddenly America is cool. Chicago is cool. Chicago!!! We threw the dice and we won the jackpot and elected a black guy with a Harvard degree, the middle name Hussein and a sense of humor--he said, "I've got relatives who look like Bernie Mac, and I've got relatives who look like Margaret Thatcher." The French junior minister for human rights said, "On this morning, we all want to be American so we can take a bite of this dream unfolding before our eyes." When was the last time you heard someone from France say they wanted to be American and take a bite of something of ours? Ponder that for a moment. The world expects us to elect pompous yahoos, and instead we have us a 47-year-old prince from the prairie who cheerfully ran the race, and when his opponents threw sand at him, he just smiled back. He'll be the first president in history to look really good making a jump shot. He loves his classy wife and his sweet little daughters. At the same time, he knows pop music, American lit and constitutional law. I just can't imagine anybody cooler. It feels good to be cool, and all of us can share in that, even sour old right-wingers and embittered blottoheads. Next time you fly to Heathrow and hand your passport to the man with the badge, he's going to see "United States of America" and look up and grin. Even if you worship in the church of Fox, everyone you meet overseas is going to ask you about Obama, and you may as well say you voted for him because, my friends, he is your line of credit over there. No need anymore to try to look Canadian.And the coolest thing about him is the fact that back in the early '90s, given a book contract after the hoo-ha about his becoming the First Black Editor of The Harvard Law Review, instead of writing the basic exploitation book he could've written, he put his head down and worked hard for a few years and wrote a good book, an honest one, which, since his rise in politics, has earned the Obamas enough to buy a nice house and put money in the bank. A successful American entrepreneur. Our hero who galloped to victory has inherited a gigantic mess. The country is sunk in debt. The Treasury announced it must borrow $550 billion to get the government through the fourth quarter, more than the entire deficit for 2008, so he will have to raise taxes and not only on bankers and lumber barons. His promise never to raise the retirement age is not a good idea. Whatever he promised the Iowa farmers about subsidizing ethanol is best forgotten at this point. We may not be getting our National Health Service cards anytime soon. And so on and so on. So enjoy the afterglow of the election awhile longer. We all walk taller this fall. People in Copenhagen and Stockholm are sending congratulatory e-mails--imagine! We are being admired by Danes and Swedes! And Chicago becomes The First City. Step aside, San Francisco. Shut up, New York. The Midwest is cool now. The mind reels. Have a good day.
We threw the dice and we won the jackpot and elected a black guy with a Harvard degree, the middle name Hussein and a sense of humor--he said, "I've got relatives who look like Bernie Mac, and I've got relatives who look like Margaret Thatcher." The French junior minister for human rights said, "On this morning, we all want to be American so we can take a bite of this dream unfolding before our eyes." When was the last time you heard someone from France say they wanted to be American and take a bite of something of ours? Ponder that for a moment.
The world expects us to elect pompous yahoos, and instead we have us a 47-year-old prince from the prairie who cheerfully ran the race, and when his opponents threw sand at him, he just smiled back. He'll be the first president in history to look really good making a jump shot. He loves his classy wife and his sweet little daughters. At the same time, he knows pop music, American lit and constitutional law. I just can't imagine anybody cooler.
It feels good to be cool, and all of us can share in that, even sour old right-wingers and embittered blottoheads. Next time you fly to Heathrow and hand your passport to the man with the badge, he's going to see "United States of America" and look up and grin. Even if you worship in the church of Fox, everyone you meet overseas is going to ask you about Obama, and you may as well say you voted for him because, my friends, he is your line of credit over there. No need anymore to try to look Canadian.And the coolest thing about him is the fact that back in the early '90s, given a book contract after the hoo-ha about his becoming the First Black Editor of The Harvard Law Review, instead of writing the basic exploitation book he could've written, he put his head down and worked hard for a few years and wrote a good book, an honest one, which, since his rise in politics, has earned the Obamas enough to buy a nice house and put money in the bank. A successful American entrepreneur.
Our hero who galloped to victory has inherited a gigantic mess. The country is sunk in debt. The Treasury announced it must borrow $550 billion to get the government through the fourth quarter, more than the entire deficit for 2008, so he will have to raise taxes and not only on bankers and lumber barons. His promise never to raise the retirement age is not a good idea. Whatever he promised the Iowa farmers about subsidizing ethanol is best forgotten at this point. We may not be getting our National Health Service cards anytime soon. And so on and so on.
So enjoy the afterglow of the election awhile longer. We all walk taller this fall. People in Copenhagen and Stockholm are sending congratulatory e-mails--imagine! We are being admired by Danes and Swedes! And Chicago becomes The First City. Step aside, San Francisco. Shut up, New York. The Midwest is cool now. The mind reels. Have a good day.
When was the last time you heard someone from France say they wanted to be American and take a bite of something of ours? Ponder that for a moment.
Is this yet more anti-intellectual propaganda? ie the French are snob intellectuals and (thus) hate all Americans?
If there has been any display of hate, contempt or other such base feelings between the two countries, it certainly did not come from France. But hey, who cares about reality, even today?
As usual, it's flattering in an indirect way., I suppose. In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
On the other hand, the fact is that more and more French people take bites of things American and, sadly, that's mostly from McDonalds, etc. And the French have a huge appetite for US media, as TV schedules here attest. Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner - that I moved to Nice.
I think he'd get a kick of being called anti-intellectual propaganda. LOL.
Anyway, you obviously have some issues you need to work out. I don't see how "When was the last time you heard someone from France say they wanted to be American and take a bite of something of ours?" is "anti-intellectual propaganda" "French are snob intellectuals and (thus) hate all Americans" or "display of hate, contempt or other such base feelings between the two countries".
Sheesh. What is going on with you? I seriously don't get it. "Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.
"When was the last time you heard someone from France say they wanted to be American and take a bite of something of ours?"
says as explicitly as it can be said "the French hate us (or resent us or despise us) but now, for the first time, it's not the case"
Note that he says similar things about the Swedes and Danes - do you assume that he hates and despises them too ? !
So enjoy the afterglow of the election a while longer. We all walk taller this fall. People in Copenhagen and Stockholm are sending congratulatory e-mails -- imagine! We are being admired by Danes and Swedes! http://www.salon.com/opinion/keillor/2008/11/12/obama_victory/
http://www.salon.com/opinion/keillor/2008/11/12/obama_victory/
You say:
no, Obama's election has not miraculously solved all problems, and made America again the shining city on the hill, however much you want to believe. It does not make you superior to the French or to anyone else.
As Keillor says in another recent article:
His [Obama's] picture goes up in the kitchen shrine alongside FDR and JFK -- BHO elevated to sainthood and now expected to walk on water and turn it into wine. Meanwhile, everything he said about the national mess is utterly true and a lot more. And now it is Barack's mess. Yikes. A good shingle for the new administration to hang out, rather than The New Covenant or A Fair Exchange or English Spoken Here, would be Keep Seat Belt Buckled. Happy days are not here and the sky above is not clear. http://www.salon.com/opinion/keillor/2008/11/05/happy_couple/
His [Obama's] picture goes up in the kitchen shrine alongside FDR and JFK -- BHO elevated to sainthood and now expected to walk on water and turn it into wine. Meanwhile, everything he said about the national mess is utterly true and a lot more. And now it is Barack's mess. Yikes.
A good shingle for the new administration to hang out, rather than The New Covenant or A Fair Exchange or English Spoken Here, would be Keep Seat Belt Buckled. Happy days are not here and the sky above is not clear.
http://www.salon.com/opinion/keillor/2008/11/05/happy_couple/
These French intellectuals - they can be SO sensitive :-)
Mind you, Keillor was a bit unkind to one of the most celebrated of them, but you might agree with him about that Jereome :-)
Any American with a big urge to write a book explaining France to the French should read this book first, to get a sense of the hazards involved. Bernard-Henri Lévy is a French writer with a spatter-paint prose style and the grandiosity of a college sophomore; he rambled around this country at the behest of The Atlantic Monthly and now has worked up his notes into a sort of book. It is the classic Freaks, Fatties, Fanatics & Faux Culture Excursion beloved of European journalists for the past 50 years ... [BHL]" I can't manage to convince myself of the collapse, heralded in Europe, of the American model." Thanks, pal. I don't imagine France collapsing anytime soon either. Thanks for coming. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. For your next book, tell us about those riots in France, the cars burning in the suburbs of Paris. What was that all about? Were fat people involved? http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/29/books/review/29keillor.html
Any American with a big urge to write a book explaining France to the French should read this book first, to get a sense of the hazards involved. Bernard-Henri Lévy is a French writer with a spatter-paint prose style and the grandiosity of a college sophomore; he rambled around this country at the behest of The Atlantic Monthly and now has worked up his notes into a sort of book. It is the classic Freaks, Fatties, Fanatics & Faux Culture Excursion beloved of European journalists for the past 50 years ... [BHL]" I can't manage to convince myself of the collapse, heralded in Europe, of the American model."
Thanks, pal. I don't imagine France collapsing anytime soon either. Thanks for coming. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. For your next book, tell us about those riots in France, the cars burning in the suburbs of Paris. What was that all about? Were fat people involved?
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/29/books/review/29keillor.html
The usual defiant tone - "what, you dare criticize us? But you're worse so shut up." So nice and friendly. And note the distinction between the collpase of the "American model" and of "France".
You know, it is disappointing in so many ways to see Americans have as their standard "we're no worse than the French" after spending paragraph after paragraph telling us how fucked up (or socialist, like the Scandinavians) we are.
bleh. In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
Using this Yurpian angle to put down the Libruls has the added benefit of appealing to US Nationalism/Imperialism - the shining city on a hill/greatest nation on earth sort of stuff. US libruls can thus be defined as not being real Amurkans at all, but French speaking elitists who prefer European food/culture to the native brew and who are therefore not really being patriotic at all.
Yurpians are better off just laughing at this stuff - it bears no relationship on the realities of Europe at all, but is part of an internal US power struggle between Conservatives and Liberals where cartoon stereotypes of Europe are used to illustrate a domestic argument between xenophobic and chauvinistic nationalism and an attempt to create a more informed and globalised world view.
Barack Obama will undoubtedly transcend those stereotypes, and will expand US consciousness and horizons about the middle and far east as well - so that ignorance of the world cannot contribute to the creation of more Vietnams and Iraqs. Its about the US growing up out of the Disney world created for them by the neo-cons.
In the meantime, we in Europe shouldn't be too complacent about our future either. We don't have the political structures, never mind the leadership capable of transforming our polities in the way Barack just might in the US. Wouldn't it be ironic if Barack transformed the US to the point where it became the leading producer of sustainable energy in the world - whilst we wallowed in our petty rivalries. notes from no w here
"we're no worse than the French"
LOL! They tried to assimilate me. They failed.
PS. Found this yesterday. Will persue the companies once I get my new machine next week. Got to close up shop in about 30 min.
Once again, thanks for the help. Keep your brain perkin'. They tried to assimilate me. They failed.
"Journalists are so f%$*ing stupid." All of them ? ! You sound like nanne :-)
Here you seem quite paranoid. Keillor was objecting to one Frenchman and one book. If being rude about BHL means someone is anti-French, then quite a few French people are anti-French.
It's still absurd to see his remarks about the French, Swedes and Danes as negative about them (by the way, he married a Danish woman and lived in Denmark for a few years). He's just obviously relieved that many citizens of other countries now have a positive reaction to the American political situtaion after 8 years of the Bush gang.
Checking him out I find he has a nice radio programme about literature and what do you know, during the last week he respectfully included two - wait for it - French intellectuals - Camus and Barthes ! :-)
http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/index.php?date=2008/11/07
http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/index.php?date=2008/11/12
Not bad for US radio. As he says at the end of each programme:
"Be well, do good work, and keep in touch." :-) Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner - that I moved to Nice.
Of course it's flattering to France. Indirectly? Sure. It also indirectly slams America for her bad behaviour to the French since 9/11. Because the last time anyone in France said anything about being American (We are all Americans now) America slammed the door in her face and idiots in the American government did rude things like rename French Fries "Freedom Fries".
Garrison Keillor has a sophisticated audience despite his folksy style. His listeners and readers know this.
The best evidence for his statement that we won the jackpot is that someone representing France said such a nice thing despite the atrocious way we treated France the last time they said something similar.
At least that's how I read it the first time and how I still read it.
You have no idea how extensive AND intensive the French-bashing is in the media until you actually start noting things down, which is a dreary thing to do.
Maybe one day I will do it, just for the sake of demonstration. In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
It's just like the left calling the Paulson bailout "socialism" for the rich. Even as it criticises the bailout, it validates the use of "socialism" as an insult.
Keillor validates the use of the French as a target, and as a knee-jerk anti-American grup. In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
I'm just having a hard time thinking that he fits into the category of serious "English language media commentary on France".
I'm sure I don't notice it as much as you but I really do notice French bashing in the media. And ... unlike my compatriots in this thread, I don't mind if you want to call each and every instance out of even borderline France bashing out. I like to do that with lawyer bashing :)
If you mean to say there is no silly and/or hostile stereotyping of America and Americans in France, now or in the past, you don't really know your own country. Perhaps because as someone who is not American you are both less exposed to such stupidity, and less able to recognize it when you do hear it.
A friend, pretty senior in the Pentagon establishment, told me that people were actually deleting that they spoke French from their resumes in 2003, because it would kill their prospects then. In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
When was the last time you heard someone from France say they wanted to be American and take a bite of something of ours?
Hmmm... this guy, pretty much every day over the past several years:
In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
The Midwest is cool now. Whodda thunk? ;)
Anyway, I'm attributing Jerome's reaction to ignorance. Because Keillor's fan base is that evil NPR-listening, PBS-watching over-educated liberal elite who eat organic arugula, travel the world, and can tell you who the current Poet Laureate of America is. Characterizing him the way Jerome has is like characterizing Santa as anti-Christmas. Truly bizarre. Completely wrong. Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
Similarly, French-bashing is part of the background - look at his ignorant comments on the suburb "riots" that were quoted elsewhere in the thread.
I'll belive I'm wrong if someone French tells me I am really seeing things that are not there. Sorry, Ted, you don't count here. In the long run, we're all dead. John Maynard Keynes
You are kind of acting like a jerk at this point, so I am going to stop engaging you.
I hope everyone else enjoyed the post. Come, my friends, 'Tis not too late to seek a newer world.
I'll belive I'm wrong if someone French tells me I am really seeing things that are not there. Sorry, Ted, you don't count here.
Only french people can spot French bashing? Only French people have the correct take on American humourists?
Personally I think only Irish people can understand irony. That is my conceit and I'm sticking to it! notes from no w here
Truly bizarre. Completely wrong.
i agree with jerome, french bashers do lurk behind every tree and bush, if i was french and had been the butt of nationalist humour for centuries i too would have a hard time shrugging it off, even though my shrugging muscles are hyperdeveloped.
nice description of garrison k. btw.
totally agree he's much too wise to diss the french. he may play dumb sometimes, but not that dumb!
i feel a rousing 'marsellaise' coming on... 'The history of public debt is full of irony. It rarely follows our ideas of order and justice.' Thomas Piketty
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