I would prefer any romance between Barack and Vovochka remain platonic.  Barack is clearly a saint and Putin is clearly a ladies man, and I am just not at the place where I am ready to question the veracity of these mythologies.

On a serious note, your evil little story reminds me very much of a passage in Andrey Kurkov's "President's Last Love" in which Putin holds an international summit in a swimming pool...

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.