Welcome to European Tribune. It's gone a bit quiet around here these days, but it's still going.
When declared "Absolute USA Kahoona" for 1 year, I promise:

  1.  Immediate public executions of ALL guilty parties, replacing all reality TV shows.

  2.  Nationalization of ALL critical industries.

  3.  Free beer for ALL bloggers named Helen.

That's a good start.  Did I miss anything?

They tried to assimilate me. They failed.
by THE Twank (yatta blah blah @ blah.com) on Sat Feb 23rd, 2008 at 09:29:01 AM EST

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