You could tell your wife we don't eat people.

Oh, she wouldn't have a problem with that, we are very open minded (so you are saying that there won't be any people on the menu at the restaurant? Even aristrocrats? I alway thought that was what it was when you ordered a blue steak.)

And the meetup is a social meeting anyway, there may be some politics and progress discussed but it's mostly about community.

Well, some version of that did work apparently, so you may count the two of us. And her first name's Mouna.

Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's need, but not every man's greed. Gandhi