They're only eating humans because they don't have enough fish, probably because of global warming.  I would probably be eaten alive by a bear if I were to encounter one.  Because I don't think they are scary at all.  I think they're cute, precious.  Even the big ones.  I think I could befriend a bear.  

I really hate it when they put them on a leash and make them dance for money.  Have they outlawed that yet?  

"Pretending that you already know the answer when you don't is not actually very helpful." ~Migeru.