Russian and Eastern European Studies was my undergrad degree but that was a looong time ago (although exciting in the mid-90s).  So I am racking my brian for facts and beating my forehead with the palm of my hand knowing that I remember something but that it is on the tip of my tongue.

goes for your posts below, too

"Schiller sprach zu Goethe, Steck in dem Arsch die Flöte! Goethe sagte zu Schiller, Mein Arsch ist kein Triller!"