I've never previously heard of house-broken Texans.  But on the slim chance it may be true, would that be a direct effect of the onslaught of francophillia?

Look, i'm not a doctor, but there is no such thing as house-broken texans.

(does sound like a wonderful journey taking shape.  one never knows which ETers might be lurking in the neighborhood.)

"Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage." - Anaïs Nin