Seagoon:
Now, now what's all this about?

Moriarty:
It is the revolution señor - everywhere there is an armed rising.

Seagoon:
Are you in it?

Moriarty:
Right in it - you see, you see señor, the united anti-socialist neo-democratic pro-fascist communist party is fighting to overthrow the unilateral democratic united partisan bellicose pacifist cobelligerant tory labour liberal party!

Seagoon:
Whose side are you on?

Moriarty:
There are no sides - we are all in this together.