After three wasted years, the real negotiations with the European Union will begin.

I'm probably mistaken, but isn't the EU team responsible for any such negotiations disbanded? Or at least on holiday? It might be a bit difficult for BoJo's hard-headed and serious negotiating team to find somebody to talk with.

But in any case, the good news is that the US of A is eager to help the UK after they leave the EU. We are ready to step into the breach and negotiate a sensational US-UK trade deal. We have the best negotiators, we have the best food and the best medicine and the best tariffs. Only the best, in fact!

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