the repitition of high- and low-brow comedy gold, parody, jokes, cartoons, metaphors, similes, photo caption contests, gaffes, sarcasm, buzzwords, euphemism, neologism, and other inconcongrous lines of communication that OCCUPY public domains AROUND THE WORLD.

FEAR NOT! Help for the walking wounded and purveyors of rhetorical violence is on th way. You too can learn how to speak harmlessly by applying this simply formula to every thought!