Wed May 15th, 2013 at 01:57:44 PM EST
Because bullshit bingo is fun:
|When a Very Serious Person says...||... you should hear...|
|vandalism, property damage, destruction of property||graffiti|
Bingo night is open. First to post the relevant passages of a news article with all the newspeak appropriately translated gets a big bag of Danish licorice at our next meetup.