by THE Twank
Sun Dec 17th, 2017 at 04:35:39 PM EST
Dead Man's Switch
This is the time for this diary. There's a ton of speculation in the U. S. news that Robert Mueller will be fired this week before Christmas. I wouldn't be surprised, but Mueller is a ballsy intelligent dude (one of my folks) and he would have prepared for this day a long time ago. Prepare how, you ask? That's why I love E.T. ... you folks are always Johnny-on-the-spot.
Why, a dead man's switch, of course. Mueller has all the relevant dirt on trumpy et. al. squirreled away on multiple servers, updated on a daily basis, waiting for the critical moment to "Push the button, Frank." (MST3K reference) This info will be sent to every fucking news agency in the whole fucking world. Who has the authority to "push the button"? Probably a guy with a mop and pail that everybody ignores, who is instructed to fire away if he doesn't get a specific message from Mueller every day, possibly multiple times during the day, at pre-set times.
REMEMBER! Mueller ... intelligent and ballsy. An absolute patriot who sees this as a critical time in the health of the U.S. democracy. He's had plenty of time to prepare for this moment ... this is his moment in history. Et tu, Brute and all that Fall of the Roman Empire shit, but this is the fall of the first Nuclear Capable Empire in the history of the Earth. Exciting Times! Popcorn, anyone? I've got tons.
Now, let's watch.
P.S. I realize that the Emperor is retarded as are his hangers-on but this is what the head twit should do: Threaten to VETO the current Tax Rip-off Bill unless Congress somehow forces Mueller out of business NOW! along with a letter exonerating the Emperor and praising his glory. Trumpy has them over a barrel ... they can't say no.