by Cat
Thu May 30th, 2024 at 05:41:58 PM EST
issue 1, volume 1, entry 1, 30 May-30 Jun 2024

Dyson Supersonic Nural™ hair dryer with "intelligent" attachments
and a contract of adhesion that simultaneously obviates careless provisions of EUSA General Data Protection Regulations, Digital Service and risk-based AI Acts as well as innumerable federal and interstate consumer protection laws purportedly enforced by one or more Federal Trade Commission (FTC) eNTItIes established by the , and "the profound and dynamic impact of artificial intelligence (AI) on societies, ecosystems, and human lives, including the human mind < wipes tears >, in part because of the new ways in which it influences human thinking, interaction and decision-making, and affects education, human, social and natural sciences, culture, and communication and information" postulated in the first draft of the first-ever global agreement on the Ethics of Artificial Intelligence."
While controversy accompanies incorporation of computer programming (AI) in manufactured goods, energy efficiency, and weaponry as well as "election interference" and free speech, this particularly sophisticated application of "AI" jargon to one of the most mundane tasks of mammal well-being reminded me that technology consultants who influence government functionaries seldom scrutinize or criticize "generative" advertising revenue which pads silicon venture capital.
I am alarmed yet again but resolved to chronicle, for entertainment purposes only, advances of "general AI" applications into traditional channels of choice theory and value judgment.
Entry 1 came to my attention in the form of a broadcast advertisement planted in a YouTube channel devoted to subject matter abjectly unrelated to cosmetics, cosmetology, personal hygiene, coiffure, dermatology, computer science, or my own purchasing habits. The information—graphic representations, operating claims, and mechanical components—was neither qualified by advertiser disclosures, CONTEXT disclaimer, nor restriction by age-appropriate tests of potential injury to mental health or personal identifiers such as those imposed on "media operators" by YouTube content review, natural persons or programmed algorithm to cull mal/dis/misinformation from the body politic.
I take the manufacturer's claims from the website.
• Scalp protect mode
A Time of Flight sensor automatically adjusts temperature to maintain an optimal target temperature of 131°F at the scalp.
• Attachment learning
A Hall sensor recognizes each attachment as you use it and automatically adjusts to your go-to styling preferences.
• Pause detect
An accelerometer detects movement and knows when the machine is put down, deactivating the heater and decreasing airflow.